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A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers, which she ended by saying “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, and good-bye grandpa.” Father said, “Why did you say good-bye grandpa?” The little girl said, “I don’t know, daddy. It just seemed like the thing to do.” The next day grandpa died. Father thought it was a strange...
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l-i-s-h: when the rain is blowin’ in your face and the whole world is on your case i could offer you a warm embrace to make you feel my love. when the evening shadows and the stars appear and there is no one there to dry your tears i could hold you for a million years to make you feel my love. i know you…
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John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said …”Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best toast of the night” She said, “Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?” John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church...
But I know the difference between myself and my reflection. I just can’t help...– Breathe No More by Evanescence (via hungerxartist)
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